50 is the new 30
A happy birthday to all since this is our year to turn 50! A few months ago I received my first mailings to receive my AARP card. Thought that was just stuff my Dad got in the mail. Here is the link just in case you missed yours ![]()
Personally, at 50 I am just getting started, I hope you are too.
You know you are turning 50 when…
- When your back goes out more than you do
- You are proud of your lawn mower
- You buy a compass for the dash of your pickup
- Your ears have more hair than your head
- You talk about good grass and you’re referring to the neighbors lawn
- You go bowling without drinking
- You have a party and your neighbors don’t realize it
- You hear your favorite song on the elevator
- Young guys pass you up and yell “Get a horse!”
- Uncles feel comfortable telling jokes around you
- Burger King and a movie is the whole date, instead of the start of one
- Boones Farm wine is not “pretty good stuff”
- “I can’t drink like I use to…” replaces “I’m never gonna drink again”
Posted: May 3rd, 2008 under News.
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